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“I told you, I’ve outgrown this sweater.”
I’m too obsessed with cats. it’s a problem.
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(via sleepandeat)
meech, you remind me of the anteater…or the goose!
this is just wonderful.
Posted on May 5, 2010 via Today will be better. with 412 notes
Source: sleepandeat
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Conversation with a best friend
Me: I just saw that little cunt katie in the parking deck
Her: Did she have a dick in her mouth
Me: Yes, as always
Her: I wonder how she even talks.
GREATEST CONVERSATION OF THE WEEK.
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Stewie:Lois,Lois,Lois,Lois,Lois,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,
Momma, Momma,Momma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mommy,
Mommy,Momma,Momma, Momma-
Lois:WHAT?!
Stewie:Hi!
My sister does this shit.
Posted on May 5, 2010 via Dandelion in the spring with 1,450 notes
Source: lumos-maxima
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while i was out of town i passed 2k followers, so i wanted to make something for you guys! :D look out for all his farm invites! ;)
TRUE LIFE
Posted on May 5, 2010 via Did you just eat Sofa Pizza? with 364 notes
Source: sofapizza
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(via tumblrisforlulz)
Posted on April 29, 2010 via tumblr is for lulz with 205 notes
Source: tumblrisforlulz
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(via ejejej)
I love this movie.
Posted on April 29, 2010 via ej! with 1,831 notes
Source: ejejej
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I AM IN LOVE. nbd
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Oh.My.God.



